Zombie jokes

Monday, October 31

8:11 am Phil

Yeah and yeah. Opened some boxes, watched some football. Great Chili party. This is such a cool neighborhood. Thai chili was the best. Needed more heat but was really good. Enjoy the day!

8:42 am

Good morning! Sun 39 and lovely! Have a marvelous Monday!

8:44 am

Busy week?

8:51 am Phil

always! Good month though, couple nice holiday breaks coming up plus a trip.

10:27pm

I forgot to say Happy Halloween!  Hope you had a great one.  

Here are six bad zombie jokes:

Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?

No, they eat the fingers separately

What do you call dead cows that come back to life?

Zombeef

What do you call a monster with no neck?

The Lost Neck Monster

What do you do with a green zombie?

Wait until it ripens

What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships

What goes "Ha-ha-ha... THUD!"

A zombie laughing his head off.