Tuesday, April 8, 2014
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Apr 08 10:12 PM Kris: Hi!
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Apr 08 10:18 PM Kris: u there?
Kris:
On if u want to chat :) 10:22 PM
Me:
Out picking up to be back in 15 minutes 10:24 PM
Kris:
K 10:24 PM
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Apr 08 10:44 PM Sassy: Hiya! Back!
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Apr 08 10:45 PM Kris: Hi!
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Apr 08 10:45 PM Kris: how was your day?
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Apr 08 10:46 PM Sassy: Busy. You?
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Apr 08 10:46 PM Kris: same...under a lot of
pressure...deadlines barely meeting...ugh!
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Apr 08 10:47 PM Kris: what were u picking
up...hubby or food?
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Apr 08 10:48 PM Sassy: Hubby
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Apr 08 10:48 PM Sassy: and a hot chocolate. : )
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Apr 08 10:49 PM Kris: that a favorite?
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Apr 08 10:49 PM Sassy: I'm having a phase
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Apr 08 10:49 PM Sassy: In the summer it's iced
chai latte
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Apr 08 10:49 PM Sassy: Sometimes raspberry lime
rickies
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Apr 08 10:49 PM Kris: what's a rickie?
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Apr 08 10:50 PM Sassy: sprite, lime juice and
grenadine (pomegranate syrup)
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Apr 08 10:50 PM Kris: sounds good!
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Apr 08 10:51 PM Kris: tell me something that made
you laugh today
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Apr 08 10:54 PM Sassy: I was chatting with a woman
who said her beau told her to stop calling him an idiot. So she was looking for
synonyms!
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Apr 08 10:54 PM Sassy: We had fun rolling off
twit, prat, jerk, nincompoop...
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Apr 08 10:54 PM Kris: lol
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Apr 08 10:54 PM Sassy: cathartic
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Apr 08 10:55 PM Kris: doesn't sound like you came
up with anything to make the poor idiot feel any better...
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Apr 08 10:58 PM Kris: what gets you mad...and
what do you act like when it happens?
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Apr 08 10:58 PM Sassy: very very rare
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Apr 08 10:58 PM Kris: how come?
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Apr 08 10:58 PM Sassy: just not in my nature
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Apr 08 10:59 PM Kris: ok...but you must
SOMETIMES...no?
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Apr 08 11:00 PM Sassy: I get very quiet.
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Apr 08 11:00 PM Kris: when you're mad?
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Apr 08 11:00 PM Sassy: Yes
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Apr 08 11:00 PM Sassy: Take deep breaths.
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Apr 08 11:00 PM Sassy: Clean the kitchen!
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Apr 08 11:01 PM Kris: do you end up telling
whoever makes you mad that you are?
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Apr 08 11:01 PM Sassy: Mostly not
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Apr 08 11:01 PM Kris: who does...make you mad
sometimes...hubby?
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Apr 08 11:02 PM Sassy: not much
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Apr 08 11:02 PM Sassy: mostly my boss
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Apr 08 11:02 PM Sassy: stupid people online
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Apr 08 11:02 PM Kris: did any stupid people today
make you mad?
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Apr 08 11:03 PM Sassy: nope. Very rare... usually
when they're being mean to others
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Apr 08 11:03 PM Kris: being mean live...or
talking about others not there?
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Apr 08 11:03 PM Sassy: mean right there
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Apr 08 11:04 PM Kris: like calling names...saying
people are stupid...like how?
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Apr 08 11:04 PM Sassy: Devaluing their opinions,
not letting them talk.
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Apr 08 11:05 PM Kris: so you want people to value
each other and try to be respectful?
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Apr 08 11:06 PM Sassy: respect is crucial
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Apr 08 11:06 PM Kris: one you think should
be...but isn't always?
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Apr 08 11:06 PM Sassy: People have a lot of
different kinks
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Apr 08 11:06 PM Sassy: It's important to not be
all "ewww"
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Apr 08 11:07 PM Kris: i'm assuming about sexual
preferences...
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Apr 08 11:07 PM Sassy: can be about almost
anything
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Apr 08 11:08 PM Kris: can u give me an example
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Apr 08 11:09 PM Sassy: some you'd expect... over
anal sex or public sex or toys
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Apr 08 11:09 PM Sassy: other things like how soon
to have sex
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Apr 08 11:09 PM Sassy: or who pays for meals,
hotels
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Apr 08 11:09 PM Sassy: or whether to talk politics
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Apr 08 11:09 PM Sassy: or various computer tactics
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Apr 08 11:09 PM Kris: computer tactics
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Apr 08 11:10 PM Sassy: do you delete everything or
not? Is it okay to send cock shots?
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Apr 08 11:10 PM Sassy: Apple vs PC!
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Apr 08 11:10 PM Kris: omg...who cares what
operating system anyone uses?
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Apr 08 11:11 PM Sassy: some people care a lot.
Idiots. Jerks. Twits. PRATS!
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Apr 08 11:11 PM Kris: lol
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Apr 08 11:11 PM Kris: what's a prat
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Apr 08 11:11 PM Sassy: But it can be whether
they'd use tracking software
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Apr 08 11:11 PM Kris: tracking software for what?
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Apr 08 11:11 PM Sassy: to know where their spouse
is at any given moment
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Apr 08 11:12 PM Kris: so they don't get caught
cheating?
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Apr 08 11:12 PM Sassy: right
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Apr 08 11:13 PM Kris: what's a prat...haven't
heard that one before
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Apr 08 11:13 PM Sassy: an incompetent, stupid, or
foolish person; an idiot.
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Apr 08 11:13 PM Sassy: Brits use it
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Apr 08 11:14 PM Kris: oh...an old term...i just
haven't heard it before...
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Apr 08 11:14 PM Sassy: Or Aussies, Indians...
former commonwealth nation dwellers
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Apr 08 11:14 PM Kris: huh?
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Apr 08 11:14 PM Sassy: People from all over the
world talk to me online
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Apr 08 11:15 PM Kris: those people use the word
"prat"...is that what you're saying?
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Apr 08 11:15 PM Sassy: yes
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Apr 08 11:15 PM Kris: oh
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Apr 08 11:15 PM Sassy: Is your wife sitting next
to you?
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Apr 08 11:16 PM Kris: no...she started a new job
today...worked till about 10...probably driving now...home in 45 minutes or so.
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Apr 08 11:17 PM Sassy: Aha! So I could ravage you. ; )
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Apr 08 11:17 PM Kris: ABSOLUTELY!!!!!!!!!
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Apr 08 11:17 PM Kris: But you strike me as a girl
who doesn't like to travel too far from home...
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Apr 08 11:18 PM Sassy: Really? I've gone a long way
to ravage a man in the past.
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Apr 08 11:18 PM Kris: Really...so you're going to
come to NH when my wife's gone?
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Apr 08 11:19 PM Sassy: Doesn't seem wise in terms
of being inside your house with my long grey hairs and distinctive scent...
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Apr 08 11:19 PM Sassy: But I can drive places
· Apr 08
11:19 PM Sassy: I've even flown places!
· Apr 08
11:20 PM Kris: ok...so you're not such a "home
body"...
· Apr 08
11:20 PM Sassy: I've even driven to the wild frontier of NH!
· Apr 08
11:20 PM Kris: Ha!
· Apr 08
11:20 PM Sassy: Okay... the beach... not so wild. But over the
border!
· Apr 08
11:21 PM Kris: yes...i know NH is almost like a foreign country
to people in MA...lol
· Apr 08
11:22 PM Kris: i had a major "omg" moment at work today...could
have been bad...but wasn't...
· Apr 08
11:22 PM Sassy: That happen often?
· Apr 08
11:23 PM Kris: not like this...had to do with shopping for std
testing...
· Apr 08
11:23 PM Sassy: ahem
· Apr 08
11:23 PM Kris: meaning?
· Apr 08
11:23 PM Sassy: nothing like real life and work life colliding
· Apr 08
11:24 PM Kris: right
· Apr 08
11:24 PM Kris: i was kind of stupid
· Apr 08
11:24 PM Sassy: Tough for me to believe that
· Apr 08
11:25 PM Kris: i'm usually not...but want me to tell you...i
guarantee your response will be "omg"
· Apr 08
11:25 PM Sassy: Sure
· Apr 08
11:26 PM Kris: ok...try to make it brief...but also wife just
came home and now i'm pretending to listen to her while typing at the same time
(don't hold it against me)...
· Apr 08
11:26 PM Kris: so here's what happened...
· Apr 08
11:26 PM Kris: i shopped for std testing...called some places
in my insurance network...
· Apr 08
11:26 PM Kris: got some info and prices...
· Apr 08
11:27 PM Kris: checked out the tstd website you gave me...
· Apr 08
11:27 PM Kris: decided to use the tstd website...
· Apr 08
11:27 PM Kris: went online to schedule an appt for today...
· Apr 08
11:27 PM Kris: online application failed for some reason...
· Apr 08
11:27 PM Kris: called the website and was put on hold to talk
to a counselor...
· Apr 08
11:28 PM Kris: was waiting for a counselor to answer...30
minutes.
· Apr 08 11:28 PM Kris: elevator music is
playing...with an occasional "thank you for calling testing for
stds"...then more elevator music...
· Apr 08
11:29 PM Kris: while i'm waiting i'm sitting in my car...ready
to go into a home for a 3:30 meeting.
· Apr 08
11:29 PM Kris: now i've been on hold for about 45 minutes...
· Apr 08
11:29 PM Kris: so i make a really stupid decsion...
· Apr 08
11:30 PM Kris: i decide to stay on...put the volume on really
low...and go into my meeting still on hold...elevator music playing...
· Apr 08
11:30 PM Kris: say I’m trying to buy something and don't want
to miss having them pick up...
· Apr 08
11:31 PM Kris: they are very close to me...very flexible...don't
care...laugh and say fine...
· Apr 08
11:31 PM Kris: elevator music playing softly as we talk...
· Apr 08
11:31 PM Kris: all of a sudden there a small voice that starts
to say...
· Apr 08
11:31 PM Kris: thank you for calling the testing for stds...
· Apr 08
11:31 PM Kris: i freak out and shut off the phone...
· Apr 08
11:31 PM Kris: they didn't hear it...
· Apr 08
11:32 PM Sassy: phew
· Apr 08
11:32 PM Kris: and now you say...
· Apr 08
11:32 PM Kris: you idiot would fit (except you're too nice)...
· Apr 08
11:33 PM Sassy: I'm sorry... that must have been nerve-wracking!
· Apr 08
11:33 PM Kris: REALLY...THAT'S IT...NOT "HOW DUMB CAN YOU
BE!!!!!!!!!!!!
· Apr 08
11:34 PM Kris: I like you
· Apr 08
11:35 PM Sassy: I put myself in your shoes
· Apr 08
11:37 PM Kris: you're really sweet...I REALLY like
you...anyhow...i called back...made an appt...gave them my pee and blood...will
send you results on Thursday when I get them...if I'm not clean I've been
carrying something for 25 years...since that's the last time i had sex with
anyone but my wife...it's the truth.
· Apr 08
11:38 PM Sassy: Or she's been having more fun than you think.
· Apr 08
11:38 PM Kris: lol...i know 100% NO...
· Apr 08
11:38 PM Sassy: But I hope this gives you peace of mind in one
way
· Apr 08
11:38 PM Sassy: And I can give it to you in another
· Apr 08
11:39 PM Kris: i did it for you...i'm not concerned about
having anything...but it wasn't fair to ask you to "just believe
me"...
· Apr 08
11:40 PM Kris: it will put my mind at ease when you get yours
though...you're right...hopefully you don't have anything...
· Apr 08
11:42 PM Sassy: Indeed
· Apr 08
11:43 PM Sassy: I am trying not to think about it until I have
to think about it
· Apr 08
11:44 PM Kris: understood...but the fact that you're willing to
do it means you're not just "sticking your head in the sand"
either...which I respect you for.
· Apr 08 11:45 PM Sassy: It will be good to know
· Apr 08
11:45 PM Kris: exactly
· Apr 08
11:45 PM Sassy: I had a couple of tests done in December
· Apr 08
11:45 PM Kris: for what?
· Apr 08
11:46 PM Sassy: Chlamydia and Gonnorhea
· Apr 08
11:46 PM Kris: assuming they were negative?
· Apr 08
11:46 PM Sassy: yes
· Apr 08
11:47 PM Kris: so that's two out of 8 on the full panel
· Apr 08
11:47 PM Sassy: they told me to wait on the others due to
various incubation protocols
· Apr 08
11:47 PM Kris: been long enough now to work?
· Apr 08
11:47 PM Sassy: Yes
· Apr 08
11:47 PM Sassy: could have done it in early March
· Apr 08
11:48 PM Kris: have you been tested before...in the past?
· Apr 08
11:48 PM Sassy: yes
· Apr 08
11:48 PM Sassy: once after a fling and the other for insurance
· Apr 08
11:48 PM Kris: every need to be treated for anything?
· Apr 08
11:48 PM Sassy: no
· Apr 08
11:48 PM Kris: that's good
· Apr 08
11:49 PM Kris: short of hiv i think the others are all
treatable...not 100% sure...haven't really needed to think about it
much...until now.
· Apr 08
11:49 PM Sassy: even HIV is treatable these days. Not curable...
· Apr 08
11:50 PM Kris: yes...but i meant curable...gone...
· Apr 08
11:51 PM Kris: i asked today about why they didn't test for HPV
and another one i had on my list...
· Apr 08
11:51 PM Kris: got answers...
· Apr 08
11:51 PM Kris: no blood test for HPV...
· Apr 08
11:51 PM Sassy: in men
· Apr 08
11:52 PM Kris: i don't know...maybe not...usually what women
are tested for via pap smear...right?
· Apr 08
11:52 PM Sassy: my nurse said they do a pap smear and only test
for HPV if the pap is abnormal in certain directions
· Apr 08
11:53 PM Kris: oh...
· Apr 08
11:53 PM Sassy: what about the other test?
· Apr 08 11:54 PM Kris: i'm probably going to misspell
it...but it's the one called something like trichomonmasis...
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Apr 08 11:54 PM Sassy: yes
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Apr 08 11:54 PM Kris: talked to a nurse on the
phone about it at a clinic today
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Apr 08 11:54 PM Kris: she said it will present as
a greenish discharge...that has a strong smell like a fish (lovely!)
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Apr 08 11:55 PM Kris: discharge from
penis...maybe in urine...
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Apr 08 11:55 PM Kris: or woman's vagina...yuck!
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Apr 08 11:55 PM Sassy: I think I'd notice that
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Apr 08 11:55 PM Kris: when I go down there i'm
not looking for "fish and chips" thank you very much!
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Apr 08 11:55 PM Sassy: Heh
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Apr 08 11:56 PM Sassy: Did they ask you why you
wanted to be tested?
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Apr 08 11:56 PM Sassy: Or any sexual history
questions?
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Apr 08 11:56 PM Kris: not the tstd.org counselor...but
a nurse at the public health dept. in Manchester asked me...
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Apr 08 11:56 PM Kris: it was on the phone...she
asked...
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Apr 08 11:57 PM Kris: are you concerned about
having been exposed to something...
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Apr 08 11:57 PM Kris: i said...no...
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Apr 08 11:57 PM Sassy: that's subtle
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Apr 08 11:58 PM Kris: someone asked me to do it
that i'm thinking of being in a relationship with (simple truth is less
complicated than lying----these are health professionals after all)
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Apr 08 11:58 PM Sassy: Did you pay for it on your
credit card?
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Apr 08 11:59 PM Kris: yes...i thought about
shopping for a clinic that i could pay through my insurance...but higher risk
of getting caught if bills come in the mail...
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Apr 08 11:59 PM Sassy: W doesn't see credit card
bill?
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Apr 08 11:59 PM Kris: no...i do all the finances...
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Apr 08 11:59 PM Sassy: Nice
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Apr 09 12:00 AM Kris: sort of...it's just
"one more thing to do"...but means I "get away with stuff"
easily...
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Apr 09 12:00 AM Sassy: Phew
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Apr 09 12:01 AM Kris: why phew
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Apr 09 12:01 AM Sassy: So you don't have to worry
about it from that angle
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Apr 09 12:01 AM Kris: right
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Apr 09 12:01 AM Sassy: So you can do AM, this
stuff, lunch etc.
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Apr 09 12:02 AM Kris: what do you mean?
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Apr 09
12:02 AM Sassy: charge stuff and she won't see
· Apr 09
12:02 AM Kris: yes
· Apr 09
12:03 AM Sassy: Once I charged a hotel and the guy gave me cash
because his W goes over all the bills
· Apr 09
12:03 AM Kris: yeah...that would be tough...
· Apr 09
12:04 AM Sassy: Several of my pals can't cheat because they
can't figure out how to finance it
· Apr 09
12:04 AM Kris: pals?
· Apr 09
12:04 AM Sassy: online buddies
· Apr 09
12:04 AM Kris: because they can't afford it...but can't hide
it?
· Apr 09
12:04 AM Sassy: can't hide it
· Apr 09
12:05 AM Sassy: We talk about mischief phones
· Apr 09
12:05 AM Sassy: stockpiling small amounts of cash here and there
· Apr 09
12:05 AM Sassy: gift credit cards
· Apr 09
12:07 AM Sassy: Did you get to ride the motorcycle yet?
· Apr 09
12:08 AM Kris: glad i don't have to deal with all that...but
sometime want to talk with you about us...and money...but not now cuz i'm tired...and
i have to get up really early for meetings tomorrow...so if there's something
else...had this all typed...so will send then answer question about bike?
· Apr 09
12:08 AM Sassy: Ok
· Apr 09
12:08 AM Kris: answer about bike...not yet...have a question
for you about bike...
· Apr 09
12:10 AM Kris: does the thought of being on bike make you
nervous...because of safety?
· Apr 09
12:10 AM Sassy: Yes
· Apr 09
12:11 AM Kris: ok...so i'll use my considerable therapy skills
to treat you like one of my clients who has "anxiety with
agoraphobia"...
· Apr 09
12:11 AM Sassy: Oh great
· Apr 09
12:11 AM Kris: it's a technique called "gradual exposure"...
· Apr 09
12:11 AM Kris: so how does this sound...
· Apr 09
12:11 AM Sassy: I won't think about it until I have to think
about it.
· Apr 09
12:12 AM Kris: to begin with...i'll ask you to just sit on the
back of it...with your favorite music playing through the four external
speakers...
· Apr 09
12:12 AM Kris: and to really "sweeten" it for you…
· Apr 09
12:12 AM Kris: i'll ask you to grope me while we're sitting on
it...
· Apr 09
12:12 AM Sassy: oooh
· Apr 09
12:13 AM Kris: no riding...just sitting on it...
· Apr 09
12:13 AM Kris: baby steps... : )
· Apr 09
12:13 AM Kris: "gradual
exposure/desensitization"...to overcome fear...
· Apr 09 12:14 AM Kris: maybe you can use that
technique for whatever "wild moves" you have planned for me in bed
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Apr 09 12:16 AM Sassy: hmmmm
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Apr 09 12:17 AM Kris: hmmm?
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Apr 09 12:17 AM Sassy: thinking
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Apr 09 12:17 AM Sassy: got a little lost mulling
over... you... in bed... me...
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Apr 09 12:17 AM Kris: lost in what way?
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Apr 09 12:18 AM Sassy: in my mind... fantasizing
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Apr 09 12:19 AM Kris: ok...just when i thought it
was safe to go...tell me...
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Apr 09 12:19 AM Sassy: Sleep is more important
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Apr 09 12:19 AM Sassy: Plenty of time later
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Apr 09 12:19 AM Sassy: I probably won't be online tomorrow
night
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Apr 09 12:19 AM Sassy: It's a busy project night
with an after party
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Apr 09 12:20 AM Kris: won't be able to chat?
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Apr 09 12:20 AM Sassy: right
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Apr 09 12:20 AM Kris: what's the party like?
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Apr 09 12:20 AM Sassy: take over the top floor of
a restaurant
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Apr 09 12:21 AM Kris: with project people?
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Apr 09 12:21 AM Sassy: yes
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Apr 09 12:22 AM Kris: ok...sounds
"different"...fun...
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Apr 09 12:22 AM Kris: did u read my email...
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Apr 09 12:22 AM Sassy: remind me to show you a
photo tomorrow
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Apr 09 12:22 AM Sassy: or Th, from the party
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Apr 09 12:22 AM Kris: ok
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Apr 09 12:23 AM Sassy: Can you go now?
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Apr 09 12:23 AM Kris: meaning say good nite?
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Apr 09 12:24 AM Sassy: Yes and yes
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Apr 09 12:24 AM Kris: yes...nite sexy Sassy.
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Apr 09 12:24 AM Sassy: Mwah! Sweet sexy dreams
Kris!
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