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Wednesday, May 14, 2014

Kris: maybe you can add my wife to your "benevolent hit list/prayer list?" she's applying to job. what would life be like if the "celestial godfather in the sky made your boss go away....and my wife for the summer?  Poor little me would be all alone in my big bed night after night with no one to comfort me. ;) 7:34 AM

Me: Oh my... good morning! 7:49 AM

Kris: too tame....u can do better than that "S"...... :) 7:55 AM

Me: Maybe after breakfast. ;) 7:55 AM

Kris: putting things in your mouth? Mmmmmn....ok.......dropping off car....picking up bike....riding to work today.....later! 8:05 AM

Me: Might put things in your mouth! Have a great day! 8:14 AM

Kris: Mmmmm...that would be nice too! Rode bike on highway to work for first time.....looked down and was going 90 and no vibration.....smooth as butter....safe and sound. So when do you want YOUR ride? (Going slow on gentle back road.) 11:32 AM

Kris: ....other than "never" ;) 11:52 AM

Kris: And on a more serious note....all these alleged things we plan on doing to each other....any further thoughts on when/how/where? 11:55 AM

Me: Would you like to visit me Thursday or Friday evening? Or sometime Sunday? I need to double-check with Hubby but those look open. 12:56 PM

Me: Sending you a link with job ideas for wife. 12:56 PM

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From: Sassy

To: Kris 

Sent:  Wednesday, May 14, 2014 1:59 PM

Subject: Job search site

Hiya Kris, 

I found this cool job ad aggregator for higher ed (takes all the ads posted by colleges and universities), typed in your wife's occupation and your zip code and got a list of open jobs 

Higher Education Recruitment Consortium - HERC Jobs showing 20269 job search results. 

Check back frequently as new jobs are posted every day. Find your next career here!

main.hercjobs.org

Hard for me to go any further not knowing her credentials but maybe there will be something your wife would want.  

-S

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Kris: Does that mean I actually have to show up and have SEX with you? How bout two days....because I need so much practice? Could do Thurs but it would be a little late....7:30 before I could get there. Sunday's open. Thanks for job search help....I'll check it out. Looking for far away "travel jobs" for her? (kidding)  :) 2:18 PM

Kris: Hi! heading home.....any further thoughts....whatever works....so look forward to seeing/being with u. cant do fri.....going to a concert - Christmas gift from 3 of my kids. otherwise.....I’m all yours! 5:47 PM

Me: I’m out tonight at a project thing! I’ll ping when I get home? Probably 10:30 or so...we'll make a plan! 6:13 PM

Kris: Ok...just got to gym but it's early now....so will surely b home long before 10:30...i.and will look forward to talking later....and planning what mischief we can cook up together! ;) 7:14 PM

Kris: I’m on...u home? 10:57 PM

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·       May 14 11:15 PM Kris: Hi!

·       May 14 11:16 PM Sassy: Hiya! So you wanna visit tomorrow? Or Sunday?

·       May 14 11:16 PM Kris: you have a preference?

·       May 14 11:16 PM Sassy: Would have longer Sunday, I assume

·       May 14 11:16 PM Kris: yes....

·       May 14 11:16 PM Sassy: Sunday. : )

·       May 14 11:17 PM Kris: how long is hubby going to be out?

·       May 14 11:17 PM Sassy: However long I tell him. 

·       May 14 11:17 PM Kris: hah....you're funny....so how long do you want to tell him?

·       May 14 11:18 PM Sassy: How long can you be here?

·       May 14 11:19 PM Kris: long as I want....and you can put up with me...

·       May 14 11:20 PM Kris: just use the same excuse.....have to work on paperwork at office.... could see you by 12

·       May 14 11:21 PM Sassy: Let me talk to him... have a little time to plan

·       May 14 11:21 PM Kris: ok. we could meet someplace else first....before we went to your house

·       May 14 11:23 PM Kris: if you wanted to.....to take a little pressure off how long he had to be gone....but to give us more time together.....

·       May 14 11:24 P Kris: whatever you prefer... 

·       May 14 11:26 PM Sassy: Sounds good. Let me think on that.

·       May 14 11:26 PM Kris: ok

·       May 14 11:28 PM Kris: anything on your mind?

·       May 14 11:29 PM Sassy: Mostly brainless

·       May 14 11:29 PM Sassy: How your hands feel on my back

·       May 14 11:30 PM Sassy: How your hands feel on my front!

·       May 14 11:30 PM Kris: how do they?

·       May 14 11:30 PM Sassy: Stupendous!

·       May 14 11:30 PM Sassy: Sexy

·       May 14 11:30 PM Kris: good

·       May 14 11:32 PM Kris: i'm a little brainless myself...just tired from day, working out...but so glad to talk to you.  Think about being with you...touching you...kissing you - all that good stuff.  Lol!

·       May 14 11:32 PM Sassy: How does my mouth feel on your front?

·       May 14 11:32 PM Kris: what part?

·       May 14 11:34 PM Kris: almost doesn't matter how you answer that. my answer is: REALLY, REALLY GOOD! FANTASTIC! you're like a snake charmer...mesmerize me...excite me...eventually get me off.

·       May 14 11:34 PM Sassy: You know...Hee! Mesmerize is a wonderful word

·       May 14 11:36 PM Kris: it's like when you were kissing me in the parking garage the first time.  I don't know if that can be repeated, but it was like I was transported to some other place and was in some kind of trance, oblivious to pretty much everything except how you were making me feel...which was very excited and very good.

·       May 14 11:36 PM Kris: you were SO SASSY!  aggressive. groping me...grabbin me...rubbing me....kissing me......I never did that like that before.

·       May 14 11:37 PM Kris: and you use your mouth in such a sexy way!  kissing me...sometimes my nipples...suck on my cock. omg.....it feels so good the way you do it.

·       May 14 11:38 PM Kris: just don't gag yourself trying to see how far down your throat you can get it.  LOL!

·       May 14 11:39 PM Kris: i'm going to definitely do that "head over the bed cock in your mouth flicking/licking your nipples" scene.....

·       May 14 11:39 PM Kris: need to look at that site you emailed me before Sunday....get more ideas.....

·       May 14 11:40 PM Kris: maybe try the toys....even though they make you giggle.,...

·       May 14 11:41 PM Kris: r u tired?

·       May 14 11:43 PM Sassy: Yeah... sorry... and a little lost in reverie at the way you describe us

·       May 14 11:44 PM Kris: am I making it up? I don't think I am...at least not for me

·       May 14 11:44 PM Sassy: No... it's real.

·       May 14 11:45 PM Kris: I could go on. but i'm tired too. how about we say goodnight and maybe chat tomorrow....if you're free/able?

·       May 14 11:48 PM Sassy: I expect to be. Will be nice to have a quiet evening at home!

·       May 14 11:48 PM Sassy: and your words

·       May 14 11:49 PM Kris: what about my words? (now i'm fishing a little---be lying if I said I wasn't. lol)

·       May 14 11:49 PM Sassy: fishing. ha ha

·       May 14 11:49 PM Sassy: You write so beautifully... touches me.. challenges me... comforts me

·       May 14 11:50 PM Kris: you're sweet for saying so...thank you

·       May 14 11:52 PM Sassy: I am sweet but that has nothing to do with this... TRUTH!

·       May 14 11:53 PM Sassy: I know what I'm talking about

·       May 14 11:53 PM Sassy: And you are so... normal

·       May 14 11:53 PM Sassy: It's refreshing

·       May 14 11:53 PM Kris: "normal" isn't a very "exciting" word.....compared to what?

·       May 14 11:54 PM Sassy: Panties Man, Mr Scat, the Dom, the Sub, the chasers...

·       May 14 11:55 PM Kris: LOL. you're SO experienced - i'm like a little baby compared to you!

·       May 14 11:55 PM Sassy: May you avoid all that crap

·       May 14 11:55 PM Sassy: I learned something from each one, but I could skip most of it!

·       May 14 11:56 PM Kris: well...I hope you get something out of me. I worry about it a little....

·       May 14 11:56 PM Sassy: I had a revelation today

·       May 14 11:56 PM Kris: oh?

·       May 14 11:57 PM Sassy: I may try to get you to talk more...

·       May 14 11:58 PM Kris: when we're having sex?

·       May 14 11:58 PM Sassy: yes

·       May 14 11:58 PM Kris: like what?

·       May 14 11:58 PM Sassy: bring out Bad Kris

·       May 14 11:58 PM Kris: you want me to talk dirty to you?

·       May 14 11:59 PM Sassy: might try that

·       May 14 11:59 PM Kris: tell you how much I want to fuck you?

·       May 15 12:00 AM Sassy: mmmm

·       May 15 12:00 AM Sassy: what you're going to do... how you feel when I do stuff...

·       May 15 12:00 AM Sassy: If it's not too distracting

·       May 15 12:02 AM Kris: I’ll try anything. the worst that can happen is...nothing happens...doesn't work. but we seem to be getting a little more comfortable willing to try some things. for me it's about my insecurity that you would dump me if you didn't get enough out of it soon enough.....but it seems you want to keep me around for awhile.....maybe "traninable material'. LOL

·       May 15 12:05 AM Sassy: Maybe you can pretend I'm your bike

·       May 15 12:05 AM Kris: I can easity tell you how good it feels when you do certain things....and I won't be faking it.....it will be real.....because what you do feels fantastic.....and I’ll be happy to talk more about it when it's happening. I don't think it will be distracting.....might just add to the excitement, pleasure, horniness...

·       May 15 12:06 AM Kris: omg...give me a break....the bike is fun....but I don't want to fuck it!

·       May 15 12:06 AM Sassy: I mean - how you feel on your bike. Hot, in control, master

·       May 15 12:06 AM Kris: but I WOULD like to get you on it for a gentle, safe, slow ride

·       May 15 12:06 AM Kris: oh...I see.... ok.....

·       May 15 12:07 AM Kris: you want me to ravage you?

·       May 15 12:08 AM Sassy: sometimes

·       May 15 12:08 AM Sassy: If you like ravaging

·       May 15 12:08 AM Kris: just don't fall down so that I can't get you up...which happened to me on my bike again today....in the middle of the street!  Two guys passing by stopped to help me put it back up on two wheels....it weighs fucking 850 pounds.

·       May 15 12:09 AM Sassy: Oh dear

·       May 15 12:10 AM Kris: i'm great at high speeds.....it's at really low speeds around corners that I need to learn the balancing thing.....that probably doesn't instill a lot of confidence in my goal to get you on it....but by that time (if it ever happens) - I’ll be confident that you'd be safe and I know what i'm doing.

·       May 15 12:11 AM Kris: back to sex......hot and heavy is good.....but it's "in my head"......whether it's a turn on to me or not......but I think you like it that way particularly.....am I wrong?

·       May 15 12:12 AM Sassy: I have different moods...

·       May 15 12:13 AM Sassy: I do like being pounded somedays.  Other days... slow, gentle, ramp up slowly

·       May 15 12:14 AM Kris: I’ll try to accomodate dear... 

·       May 15 12:15 AM Kris: I just stood up to get a power cord to plug in my laptop so it wouldn't die....

·       May 15 12:15 AM Kris: when I did.....

·       May 15 12:16 AM Kris: I felt wetness on the tip of my cock - pre-cum seminal fluid leaking a little into my underpants. THAT'S what you do to me. and I’ll keep telling you and talking to you and feeding that fertile little imagination of yours.....if that helps.

·       May 15 12:17 AM Kris: but listen...we need to say goodnight...even though all this sex talk is fun...and hope to chat tomorrow...ok?

·       May 15 12:18 AM Sassy: Yes indeed

·       May 15 12:19 AM Sassy: Sleep well

·       May 15 12:19 AM Kris: ok...I’ll try to get home early if possible....but may be 10...sleep well, sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite...Mwah!....

·       May 15 12:20 AM Sassy: Mwah!